Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

We Up In This Piece

http://freaksquares.blogspot.com/2011/06/dig-it.html

Holy Shit

 
I'm half drunk, blazing down the highway as usual after a shift at the bar.
 
I come off woodhaven and onto the BLVD, steady killing it.
 
Hit two green lights, I punch it.
 
Soon enough after the second light, I see the god ole flashing REDWHITEBLUE of the cops.
 
Oh shit.
 
 
Me- Uhh...I didn't blow any lights did I?
 
Cop- No, but you've been steady 75mph or higher for miles now.
 
Me-Uhh.. are you sure?
 
Cop- Yeah, you were flying, I've been following you for miles.
 
Me-Uhh...I just got out of work.
 
Cop-  Let me see your license.
 
Me- Here ya go.
 
Cop- Yeah, I had a sportster.
 
Me- Oh yeah, what do you think of my work?
 
Cop- Pretty cool.
 
Me- So i'm pretty sure I wasn't.....
 
Cop- Brian, You were flying, take it easy, I'm not writing you a ticket, just slow the hell down.
 
Me- Alright, what do you think of these pipes.
 
Cop-Wow, did you make those?
 
Me- My buddy did.
 
Cop- Alright Brian, take it easy.
 
Amazing.

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Southern Expansion


While in NC I got to ride with my Bro and Wilkes, good times as usual.  They're both such rad guys it was a no-brainer to flush 'em.  Welcome to the crew dudes!